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Hot Pocket Herpes

The stringy bits of flesh that hang down from the roof of your mouth after having consumed scalding hot food. For oral abrasions caused by the texture of the food, rather than it being hot, use Captain Crunch Mouth.

Jim: Dude, why do you have needle-nosed pliers in your mouth?

Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.

by Anarchist Quaker June 2, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pocket ping pong

When men play with there balls in there pants through there pockets in there pants!

I saw Frank playing Pocket ping pong yesterday when I was talking to him.

by Lisa the bomb Ass Chick October 25, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!

by Rupert123 March 5, 2008

335๐Ÿ‘ 351๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bixby Hot Pocket

A sex act in which the male vomits into the vaginal cavity of the female, and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the female.

Wow, I got really wasted and did the Bixby Hot Pocket with that girl Grace!

by superduperpooper69 November 18, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty hot pocket

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.

Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.

by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


knots in my pocket

The possesion; or holding of a single gram of cocaine.

A very small amount of cocaine, wrapped up in a tight knot.

I got to get rid of these knots in my pocket

by Little Vernon March 30, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


alabama hot pocket

when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit

omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot

by 69cookie666 February 13, 2016

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž