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The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet
Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.
When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.
I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.
Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.
You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!
The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.
Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.
After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.
When a woman sharts out of her vagina.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened to stacy?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She Vagina pooped dude!
A strange but common sound that lurks in PlayStation chat party’s
Aj: Makes odd sound
Christian: what the hell was that
Me: oh he was just horse pooping
The gay and fabulous equivalent of when black people say "da shit"
Madonna is totes the fun poop!