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The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.
I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.
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A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.
"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"
"Harsh... keep him away."
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On the 13th November, everyone with the name Leah must be punched, kicked or slapped.
Hey Leah, its the 13th of November
Sorry, its Punch A Leah Day!
PUNCH
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A threat that will give anyone pause.
You: Whore. Leave my husband alone or else.
Whore: Oh yeah. What are you going to do about it.
You: I'm gonna punch you in the trout!
When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.
What you smoking?
Fruit punch blunt.
When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.
She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.
A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.
My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
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