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When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.
Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
The group of Minecraft YouTubers that will obviously win Minecraft Championships. Team includes the almighty sylvee and her less important sidekicks Sapnap, Georgenotfound, and Dreamwastaken.
hell yeah, Purple Pandas are winning MCC!
An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob
I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club
Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)
"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend
The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube
I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft
the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night
Thibault- wow how was it ?
Arnaud- Perfect.