a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living
Noun.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
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You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!
That's you leafu
Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;
chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully
Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm
A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!