NiggerNut Sandwich

The definition Above or below: Refer to Donkey Shenanigans. This is almost the black and in shape version of donkey shenanigans but not quite, but close enough to be mentioned becasue its fuckin hilarious anyway

that niggernut sandwich is almost like the donkey shenanigans that he did to that other girl last night.. Oops ?! did i say that outloud?

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dee dao sandwich

A Vietnamese sandwich, aka bánh mì. Named after the common yet abrasive utterance of "DEE DAO, DEE DAO!" among Vietnamese people (which loosely means "where're you going?").

Ayo, I'm starving. Let's go get some dee dao sandwiches.

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Cow Tongue Sandwich

Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.

Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.

"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"

"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"

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Vaseline Sandwich

The nastiest of all sex positions. One partner lies in neutral position on their back, flexing the hips forward. The second partner will Lower themself into a seating position, in the opposite direction. It is imperative for the crouching partner to be facing the North facing wall. The crouching partner will then lift the leg of their dominant hand 45 degrees in the air. Either partner will begin to thrust simultaneously. Variations of this position include multiple partners, one partner thrusting, and the use of Vaseline as lubricant.

Hey Karen, bend over and I’ll give you a Vaseline Sandwich

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french dip sandwich

a french dip is a heafty sandwich with usually roast beef that you dip into sauce called au jus. its yummy!

Yum... i love french dip sandwiches

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PB & Vag Sandwich

<N> A dish commonly eaten by the dogs of lonely and/or sexually frustrated women. It consists of a vagina smothered with peanut butter. Smooth peanut butter works best.

Lauren Cohn was feeling rather randy, so she served the family dog a PB & Vag Sandwich.

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Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.

I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

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