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A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.
The act of quickly sitting up and pressing the back button on your browser as a significant other enters the room, thus hiding the profile or photo album you are viewing on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Generally seen when viewing a past lover's photo or a potential future one.
"Damn my social network back button bolt game is on point. Trisha almost saw me checking out skanky pictures of my ex, damn I wish I could hit that again."
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A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
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ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind.
A deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3.
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A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.
Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.
Idiots who try to fight the SJW movement through trying to make bigotry, bullying, hate speech, and degrading comments heroic. Think that anyone who speaks against hate speech is a communist. Yet forget that Freedom of Speech goes both ways. Their ideas of freedom of speech say that there is nothing wrong with saying hateful crap, and that there should be no social consequences for doing so.
Social Justice Warrior Reactionary: You Fags are aid ridden parasides
Regular Person: You are a disgusting bigot
SJW Reactionary: Freedom of Speech
RP: Your right, and Im using mine to tell you that you are an ignorant jerk
SJW Reactionary: Shit(Thinking: I have nothing to say but it protects snowflakes like me from facing the consequences of my hate speech)
Normal Person: I just started my own company cause my boss was a huge ass
SJW Reactionary: So you are just a snowflake cause you couldnt stand working for a boss
NP: Shut Up
SJW reactionary: You are a tyrant
SJW Reactionary: Bigots matter too, we are so persecuted. I got fired for calling a woman a bitch and that she should go back to the Kitchen
Woman: No your creating a Hostile Working environment
SJW Reactionary: Liberals like you should be fired
Woman: Yet you dont
SJW Reactionary: Woe is me, I am so persecuted
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When an individual acquires too much attention on social media, they can become mentally unstable, due to an over-abundance of photographs of the male genitals, or too many "thirsty niggas" in one's DM's
My friend had Snapchat for 3 months, but then she got Social-Media Induced Psychosis and moved to Maine
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