A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.
Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.
"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."
1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon
Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying
Bald man can be a real bitch sometimes
A creature from The Return of the Living Dead a 1985 American zombie film that was followed by several sequels. The creature that crawls out of the radioactive top secret Army barrell and appears to be covered in black tar is a Tar Man.
Hey Jimmy look at that old metal barrel over there, looks like the one that Tar Man craweled out of in Return of the Living Dead.
When you are fisting a girl and you straight arm her in the air as if he-man is lifting his sword.
I gave Kate S the He-Man last night.
Penis; male main sexual organ; man's other extremity.
During foreplay, I like to stroke his man limb.
After my husband and I spent some "quality time" together, I had to change the sheets because they were covered with man filth.