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When you and Mrs. Chapel go out to a spicy Mexican dinner on Saturday night and the next morning, immediately after her first shit, you engage her with anal sex until the burning sensation becomes unbearable, at which point the falice is cooled off in a bowl of cold ice cream. The ice cream is then shared by the couple with a side of Taco Bell mild sauce.
Hoss was pissed after I had a Mexican Sundae with his ho mom.
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The act of pulling out before climax and proceeding to spray ejaculant onto your partners top lip, resembling a Mexican moustache.
"Dude, I totally gave her a salty mexican last night."
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Mexican Carl is a badass motherfucker not to be messed with. He's extremely good looking with a huge cock. If you mess with him he'll kick your ass and fuck your girl. He's the Fuckin man.
Don't mess with that guy he'll kick your ass and fuck your girl. He's a Mexican carl
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It is when a guy does a huge cumload and does it into a tray puts it in the oven and heats it up and feeds it to the girl.
My GF was being annoying so I gave her a Mexican Cake
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Contrary to popular belief, this is not a card game, but rather a very slow lazy train that stops under every shade tree it can find for a nap.
My car should have been here weeks ago, but it was being carried on a mexican train.
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involves sexual intercourse whilst hanging from an orange tree. particularly in "69" while the male hangs from arms and female hangs from legs.
Guy 1: "Hey man! look at those two hanging from that orange tree making sweet love! WHOA! they're 69ing at the same time! what's that called?"
Guy 2: "oh! that's called the mexican chandelier!"
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A sexual act in which you are getting head while eating mexican food. You unexpectedly fart which excites you and you ejaculate in the chicks mouth, this causes her to back away and fall down the stairs causing a landslide.
Person 1: My chicks in the hospital
Person 2: Why
Person 1: I gave her a Mexican Landslide
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