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When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!
Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.
A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load
Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!
while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog
Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake
(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.
I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.
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Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.
"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.