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A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded
Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"
A humorous term referring to a person's tendency to only attract or date partners who embody the characteristics of "Hello Kitty" girls—typically cute, whimsical, and childlike in nature. This often results in a cycle where the individual feels unable to connect with anyone outside this specific aesthetic, despite a desire for different types of relationships. No matter what social spaces they enter, they inexplicably draw in people of such nature, leading to interactions that revolve around their curse and can result in frustration and isolation for the cursed individual, who feels trapped in a cycle of limited romantic prospects and may question their own identity.
Guy 1: I heard Mark got a case of Rusty's Curse again.
Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.
The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
The act of giving someone a rimjob while listening to Margaritaville.
After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.
When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.
"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.