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This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.
Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart
Boyfriend: marry me
The most popular phrase in the Ock Language. Phrasing for the word WASTED. See Ock Language for full definition.
"I A Mock Wock A Sock Tock E Dock Y O U Fock U Cock Kock E Rock!!"
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Fisting a woman's pussy and ass at the same, while alternating blows to the ass and pussy in a rock 'em sock 'em robot manner.
I almost got that bitch's head to pop off as I was Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roboting her last night.
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Bodycheck someone so hard their skates leave the ice. Generally used only by Bob Cole and the few remaining hockey personalities older than him.
"Laraque really hung his socks up to dry there! Wow!"
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Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole
Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball
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A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
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a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.
It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!
Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
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