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@kendallsmith @allitshirt @mims @kelsey a group of degenerate girlies with no morals, character, good judgement and are embarrassment to society. They are known to constantly want to roll their dicks off, snort crack cocaine, and always want the DA IN THE PA at any time of the day. Their voices sound like they have smoke 10 packs of cigs
Kendall's rolling her dick off again. She must be a degenerate crack whore
used to describe a state of being where you have ascended your basic skills and over peform on everything
i just got a triple kill in the kindergarden, im cracked out the wazoo rn
I'm going off to the coffee shop to get some White Folks' Crack !!
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to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.
And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.
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Notorious B.I.G.'s Ten Crack Commandments in plain English
1) Don't let anyone know how much money you have. It'll make people jealous and want to steal it from you.
2) Don't let anyone know what you're doing next. People will use this knowledge to rob you and hurt you.
3) Don't trust anyone. Even your mother would betray you for the money that'll be in it.
4) Don't take your own crack.
5) Don't sell crack around the area you live in, not even if it's the biggest crack order known to man - it's not worth it.
6) Don't give credit. A crackhead will NEVER pay you back.
7) Keep your family and business completely separate.
8) Don't carry crack on you. You will almost definitely get robbed if you don't follow this commandment.
9) Stay away from the police at all times. If people think you're a snitch then they won't listen to your excuses and it will not only destroy your business but people will probably try to kill you.
10) If you don't have people to sell your crack to in the first place, don't buy any to sell on. Your suppliers won't care whether you sell it or not, they'll take their money from you.
See Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G.
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what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)
See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"