Kiss someone after performing anilingus on them.
Taudl loved to Bavarian kiss because the taste her own asshole on Johann's tongue was delicious.
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Kissing someoneβs dick while he acts like it is an elephant trunk.
I had a hard time giving my boyfriend an Nigerian kiss while he move his dick around like itβs a elephant trunk
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Upon being bejoel'd your partner comes up and kisses you on the mouth with out a proper wipe of the face.
Babe don't atm kiss me without brushing your teeth...
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Kissing your significant other in ways as to not catch a cold sore or sickness they have
My girlfriends got a cold sore, looks like it'll be wife kisses for the next few weeks
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When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.
So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.
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The perk π that determines the end of French kiss (like the sound of a bone marrow sucked out). Can be used to stop someone from continuous kissing.
"I gave him that last kiss real quick cause I wasn't feeling his tongue game"
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A Shreddies Kiss is where two people kiss on the lips in very quick succession, usually at about 3 kisses per second, it is very hard not to laugh during the kissing and feels particularly strange.
"Oh my god my boyfriend just Shreddies Kisses me!"
"Wow he must really love you!"
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