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wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 February 3, 2016


slut weed

Mistletoe.

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 7, 2008

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Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018


blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023


porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022


Weed-Axe

Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.

Your mom is a Weed-Axe

by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021