When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.
As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds
Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.
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You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.
Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed
blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating
yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!
When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.
Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.
Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.
Your mom is a Weed-Axe