A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air
John loved to wank on Saturdays.
what alexander jankowski does every night to his mother
olek wanked to his mom last night
Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.
3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*
Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.
Ex. 2
Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?
Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.
Shystal: Where Is Thy Royal Highness?
Maria: Who, Wank? I Know Where He's Not At... The Bathtub 🤮
When something is over-exaggerated...a lot.
"Jay is so wank, he doesn't have as much money as people think."