(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.
Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!
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A warning, or threatening request, spoken by a person in order to prevent another person trespassing on their 'territory' or 'hood'
stranger: "who's got bud round here?"
"local": "oi cunt, quit bustin' ya hole round these ways"
stranger: "you did NOT just say that cunt, imma get you"
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he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend
-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up
A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."
"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
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1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion
2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.
Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'
Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'
Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '
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meaning he/she's feeling you and or liking you or the situation
damn you got me feeling some typa way
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This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.
Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
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