A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.
Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure
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A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.
Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.
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Proper required attire of douchebags. Can be accessorized with a man bun, fidget spinners and vapes.
Matt bought his man romper for the low price of both his testicles.
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A group of intellectual and diverse individuals, who never cease to impress and dominate their csgo's lobbys
Hey vig, this do be lookin like a 5 man..
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When you are fisting a girl and you straight arm her in the air as if he-man is lifting his sword.
I gave Kate S the He-Man last night.
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Penis; male main sexual organ; man's other extremity.
During foreplay, I like to stroke his man limb.
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A creature from The Return of the Living Dead a 1985 American zombie film that was followed by several sequels. The creature that crawls out of the radioactive top secret Army barrell and appears to be covered in black tar is a Tar Man.
Hey Jimmy look at that old metal barrel over there, looks like the one that Tar Man craweled out of in Return of the Living Dead.
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