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When the bird is infact the word
brian: yo peter you know any words?
Peter: bird is the word
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Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.
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When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.
Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.
A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.
Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"
Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."
Baby Bird Feeding (BBF) is the act of a man ejaculating into a woman’s mouth which she in return spits back into his mouth. In similar fashion of a mother bird feeding one of her babies.
Damn Blake is really into Baby Bird Feeding...he’s kinda sus.
A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.
My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.
Cockney slang for an individual who served a substantial time in prison without grassing or squealing and kept his head down. Often said in a tone of respect
They threw the book at Johnny, he got 10 years, kept his mouth shut- did his bird