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a common saying for people who want to say suck my dick but is too polite to say it.
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When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.
"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
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When your partner sits on your abs after a work out and farts and tries to make is sound like a duck quacking.
I was going to let Lori duck me in the abs but when Mike let Mary duck him in the abs, and she accidently shit on him. I decided to pass.
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One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe
run "Duck_pond.exe"
Strong Bad
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Used as a euphemistic expression instead of saying the F word.
She didn't care for me?!
well, who gives a duck :D
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a rather random phrase that confuses most people.
oh yeah... why dont' you just truck my duck.
wtf. what the hell are you talking about?
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When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis
Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.
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