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the second chapter to destroy dick december , you have to either get analed or anal someone or any kind of specie that has a asshole
Anson : You ready for Aggressive Anal April ?
Ethan : Fuck yea my man this is my chance to fuck my dog right in the ass
Anson : Make sure you wear a condom cus you gonna make it pregnant
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A great day in history! Nothing happened at all! Chernobyl didn't blow up or anything.
Person 1: Hey, I heard Chernobyl is in disa-
Person 2 (A Russian): No, no! It's all okay! We are fine! For fuck's sake, it's April 26th, 1966! A great day!
Person 1: ...Wha- okay..?
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He don’t care what he did after 10pm
He’s a menace to society
“I don’t regret what I did april 18, 1856 shortly after 10pm.
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National kick balls day. This is the day girls get back at boys for slapping our ass.
April 14 ( kick balls ) your allowed to kick with your foot on a boys balls
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The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.
October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.
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It is the day that the most sexy, intelligent, handsome, sincere, loving and talented man was born. he is really unique and his name is german. unfortunately not all women can have him but I have that privilege, it is a gift sent by God! although God does not exist but it does not matter
Example:
-Look !! Here it comes a Germán boy who Born in April 5-6-7
-OMG, he is so hot
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