Cool beans

Cool beans is a term in which:
1) someones amazement is shown.
2) you can't be bothered to think of suitble adectives, so you say "cool beans" as a replacement.
3) the person shows taste in vocabulary.
4) you show that you, yourself, are cool.

Rupert: I just sold my car, quick quick!
You: wow! cool beans!

Jim: I grated a carrot today and cut my finger
You: *sigh* cool beans

Kevin: Do you know what "antidisestablishmentarianism" means!?
You: I "cool beans" to you, sir.

You: COOL BEANS!
Crowd: *shock and awe*

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Brain Bean

Adderall acquired from someone with ADD taken in order to perform better in an academic setting.

Usually I sleep through math class but since I popped that brain bean I'm excited to learn. I even know how to solve problems using formulas I don't remember learning.

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bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

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bean dip

a delightful nick name. often used in a situation when someone forgets someone's name.

it's also a fantastic dip at a party and can be used as a conversation filler.

*oh shit i forgot her name...*

"oy! Bean Dip!! yeah you!! looking pretty foxy tonight. want some dip?"

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Bean Boozled

The female equivalent of blue balls. Specifically when you’re just at the edge, but stop for a number of reasons - leaving the female party fully dissatisfied and entirely bean boozled.

“I can’t believe Tommy bean boozled me last night, why can’t the kid last any longer?? I was THIS close”

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bean of chicago

it big gaint metallic turd that a transformer shitted out. If you're from Chicago and hate it and not a tourist you would understand it. And dumbass people go and take pictures under it and say look at us we're in chicago.

jelly bean turd that silver bean of chicago

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Bean Dip

A man or woman in a group of other men or women at a social gathering who is either unwanted, or the odd person out when a group of the opposite sex has been engaged. They are like the bean dip of the party, someone always brings them, but no one ever wants it.

Hey guys, Sam, Jodie and Amber are pretty cool, but who's that fucking bean dip over there?

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