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JETPACKS, EXPLOSIVE THROWING KNIVES, LASTER GUNS, EXPLOSIONS, MORE EXPLOSIONS!
Synonyms: Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Call of Duty Spooceman warefar.
Person 1 "Whats that new game?"
Person 2 "Uhhh... Call of Duty: Infinite Warefare."
Person 1 "FUUUU-"
*evrything dies.*
while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call
I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!
Hang up that computer call.
''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''
When you're giving a girl the beans so hard she continues to call out your name.
*Me laying pipe*
Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?
When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.
Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?
Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.
Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.
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A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.
Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
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A booty call with an amount of uncertainty to it. In other words, if you make arrangements expecting sex with the other person, but are not entriely sure the sex is going to happen.
"There is no way I am driving 4 hours for a coin-flip booty call."
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