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Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.
Example:
Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad
Emmett: Bite me.
CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS
a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.
and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...
Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them
Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*
A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.
Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"
It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.
Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?
Kristen: ewww no you creeper!