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crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 05, 2018


National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 25, 2021


Crush thot

When you have a crush on more than one person at one time.

"Have you seen my man that's not my man"
Response

"Which one?"
2nd response

"Your really a crush thot"

by April 05, 2024


gay crush

When you have a crush on someone of the same sex. Unless this person identifies as heterosexual, then you're basically doomed 🤪.

Me: Yo I have a gay crush
Bsf: She's straight isnt she
me: yeah 😭

by markonissubshop May 31, 2022


mandy crush saga

when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission

'what's everyone doing this weekend?'
'wanna play mandy crush saga?'
NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS.

by sibri8 July 22, 2017


National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.

- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day

by iDunno1245 November 08, 2019


National kiss your crush

Every Friday is kiss your crush day 😉😉

I kissed my crush on Friday because it was national kiss your crush day

by Tbhhiss32 January 16, 2022