dad slice

When slicing a cake or pie, a dad slice is an inordinately large piece- somewhere around 1/4 of the entirety.

Jeez, that serving is a total dad slice!

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

Nu Dad

Pronounced:

"New" - "Dad"
A male born between 1980-1998 dressed in punk/(trad) skinhead/rockabilly/metalhead/emo/scene attire with a child (respectively)

Nu dads hobbies may include (but not limited to)
- Attending music events/gigs with their children
- Wearing matching band shirts with their family
- Expensive Tattoo Aesthetic

- Skateboarding

- Mountain Biking

- Dirt Biking

- Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Ozzy Osbourne is a Nu Dad.

Dad Rap

Content creator known for being a dad who raps

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Dadded

When you tell someone that you aren't mad or hate them, you're just disappointed in them.

Shack: I like Nitro and understand why he changed paths. I wish him well even if he hates me now because I'm still allied with WTF.

Nitro: I don't hate you because you're allied with offenders. Frankly I don't even HATE you, just really disappointed.

Shack: Don't dad me bro
Nitro: too late you've been Dadded

Dadded

When a car which is nice and untouched gets modified so much so it becomes Dadded. Typical examples of "Dadded" cars are those with a selection of but no limited to:

Child Seats
Roof Racks
"Baby on Board" signs
Seat Belt Pads
Car Window Shades

Got myself a 135i and I Dadded it out with a roof rack and car seat

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had