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Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.
Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...
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HELLO
My name is:
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Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.
A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!
When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours
Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.
A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.
"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"
"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"
Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”
Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?