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Opposite of pussy whiped, when a girl is so into the guy she will do anything for some dick
Nancy is such a dick whiped bitch she dissed all her friends for that sorry piece of shit she calls her boyfriend
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A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants!! Kiel Carr's a "Dirty dick" he Sleeps with slag willing doubt how minging they are!!
Did you hear that kiel carr sleeps with with random slag! he's is such a "dirty dick"
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When a man takes a womans head and forces it so hard up and down during a blow job, that the girl has a mild case of whip-lash the next morning.
"I can barely move my neck side-to-side because Seth gave me dick-lash last night."
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To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.
"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"
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Dick glow is the state of your face gleaming with happiness after a hot fuck.. maybe even sweat or cum juice glossing from your cheeks.
Man did you see that girl she's gleaming with "Dick Glow".. I need her number so she can walk with my pride!
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When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.
"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."
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1. A guy being an often overly blatant, annoying, aggressive, belligerent, and/or rude human being based on some level in masculine dominance or behavior or what may be seen by some as such. They range in styles from stealthiness/backstabbing to in your face, the physically challenging to verbally or emotionally challenging, etc. They come in many flavors, but what they have in common is being contemptible or undesirable pieces of shit that deserve a punch in the balls. Also known as an ass, asshole, jackass, prick, dick, jagoff, jackoff, dipshit, shit for brains, and sometimes chauvanist.
2. A guy who likes the attention and the admiration of women, using his sex appeal to get the attention of women, which often being that most men have their brains down there, acts as a metaphorical compass for the best piece of pie they can get.
Essentially men in fighting with one another are subtly competing to see who has the bigger dick or in the latter, using their eyes and it to what a lot of them really want.
I partially derived this from the late and great stand-up genius known as George Carlin who said something along the lines to the effect of "War is just a bunch of men standing around in a battlefield waving their pricks around!"
1. Man, I don't give a shit about that damn dick waver in the UFC show on Spike TV thinking he's so damn special! I'm turning this shit off!
2. Look at the dick waver thinking he's something! Just configuring his phallic guide to the next woman!
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