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Flat Face

A slang term used by the Canadian military to describe civilians.

Hey Flat Face, how are you?

He retired, he is just a flat faced civy now.

by Leopardmech October 19, 2012

30๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose Face

The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.


Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.

by Emily A4 Member August 12, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat face

a person who purposly glues meat to their face for an unknown reason.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.

"i say, that man appears to have meat on his face, therfore he is a meat face"

by jesus 09 August 29, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Face

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

Shanna Collins from CBS's "Swingtown" has a classic Monkey Face.

by jlkid March 11, 2010

152๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poopy Face

1. A terrible insult whose origin can be traced as far back as the 1700's.
2. A way of describing a person with an ugly face - without hurting their feelings too much.
3. An ancient practice of using solid waste from animals such as cows and applying it to one's face. Nowadays, this particular practice can be seen to be widely used among Canadians, Dutch, French, British and Bums (aka. homeless people).

Curtis: Yo yo im about to bust a rhyme son... watch this...

i spit straight from the dome n' my rhyme stayed gutter/
after im done spittin...ya'll won't be fit for no other/
ya'll can't hang...even if you droppin slag/
keepin sayin that stupid shit...my gun pop out and BANG!!/
OOOOooOOooOOOHHHH...
what?? WHAT??...i told ya'll i was nice!! WHAT??
Mark: uh...Curt?
Curtis: what punk?
Mark: ....
Mark: uh...but you're white
Curtis: shutup son!! let's see you rhyme then...
Mark: want me to rhyme then??
Curtis: AHAHAHA...aight aight...go son!!
Mark: ok...well...dont say i didnt warn you...
Curtis: GO MAN!!
Mark: ok..here goes...yo yo..
sometimes i use mouth wash...and some times i use paste/
i won't spit more at ya...you just a poopy face!!

by Musalmaan September 24, 2004

81๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snatch Face

Any man who's facial hair resembles the pubic hair on a woman's vigina. Usually total douche bags trying to be creative with their beards.

James thinks his gotee is cool, what a Snatch Face!

by Coy Peterson July 2, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


derp face

A facial expression reminiscent of one who is retarded. It often involves eyes turned in different directions and a stupid smile.

In reply to that idiotic comment, I posted a picture of a retarded facial expression with the caption "This is my derp face."

by Banky Edwards February 10, 2011

214๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž