fat harry

FAMILY : FAT SLUG

GENUS : Fatmanmusicman(used to be Phlomis)

SPECIES : Fat looking dude (or Donut)

COMMON NAMES: The Fat,Sir,OooHHhh Fat Harry , Buzz,Harrisons Pharmacy.

IDENTIFICATION :Shrubby, semi-woody perennial or semi-evergreen shrub, to 2m high and 1m spread.

HABITAT :Grassy areas, scrublands and along roadsides , locals say during the day the beast goes to marist high to feed on little kids.

USES :Potential food supply for 3rd world countries for 20018 and beyond.
Mild relaxant often described as providing effects similar to those of Cannabis. Smoking fat give stronger effects.

every see a fat guy and wonder WHAT TEH FUCK WAS THAT , no it wasnt a eclipse of the sun it was a fat harry walking past.

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Fat Fives

Nickname for a wheel option on first-generation Audi TT's; for their distinguishing characteristic of 5 relatively wide spokes.

My TT came with fat fives, but I replaced them with some RS4 reps.

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Fat Tuesday

Another way of saying, "All Day Sex (after the kids go to school till 3:00 when they get out)". It's treated like a Mexican holiday, with the Tequila shots, etc. between bouts. Also, sometimes means an extra long time having a hard-on without ejaculation, or an all day hard-on.

Hey, you wanna have Fat Tuesday with me tomorrow? (doesn't matter what day of the week it is). Or: Damn, I was Fat Tuesday after I saw you in that outfit this morning.

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fat friend

The obese/chubby friend of a hot male or female that can always miraculously keep them out of a relationship with you. The best thing to do with them is to friend them, then start a relationship up with your target. Afterward, do something that will cause the fat friend to split up with your lover, so that there will be no more of her/him.

Dave: My god man, that woman is soo hot. The things I'd do to her...
Jason: Good luck, man. Her fat friend always pulls her outta here before you can do anything.

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Fat Chick

What the world needs less of.

"Dont you hate it when fat chicks ask you out?" -Everyone

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fat on the couch

Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.

Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.

1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.

2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.

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fat people

one word: americans

When I went to Seattle I was shocked at how fat people were.

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