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Jesus Hands is when a guy and a girl are making out and the girl grabs the guys dick while they are still making out and holds it for a short amount of time and then begins to stroke. Its like Jesus in every stroke
Autumn and Jacob were Making out when Autumn pulled off Jesus Hands
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The beautiful child that comes out when you cross the beautiful btg with the very slutty margaret. the bestest/most pretty baby ever since jesus, hence the name.
Person: OH DEAR LORD WHOS BEAUTIFUL BABY IS THAT?
Margaret: Its mine, I had it with my gf, BTG.
Person: OH SLAP ME, ITS WONDERFUL, ITS A JESUS BABY
BTG: We get that alot
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A woman with a hairy vagina
Person 1: Man that woman is sexy
Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus
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A hidden theme of Christianity in media such as films, music, and novels.
"Wait, this is...DEAR GOD IT WAS A SNEAKY JESUS ALL ALONG!" - Bamboozled Audience Member
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Someone who's parents we're Jesus freaks, and he was brainwashed by their ways.
Kid 1: Hey, pass this note to Tanner.
Kid 2:...you mean the blonde kid with the cross necklace?
Kid 1: Yeah.
Kid 2: Ok....HEY JESUS BOY!
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a person who wears beat up, dirty sandals, open toed and with no sox on.
damn son, look at him with those jesus walks on.
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A problem that results directly from masturbation.
"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"
"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"
Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"
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