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Often someone from a low income neighborhood who is a material witness to a crime.
News reporter: "Here's a witness now. Could you tell us what happened
Ghetto Witness: He was raping everybody including the husbands, so lock up ya kids
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A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!
Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!
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yo dem white boys be callin da head honcho geezus? man foget them crackas it all be said ''hey-zoos''
Ex. 2
Jose = ''ho-zay''
Jesus= ''hay-zoos''
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This is real fun! First you pour coffee into a womans pussy. Then u take a shit inside of her pussy to add that "chocolate" flavor. Then you jack off in her pussy to give it that "creamy" look. Finally you stir it up and drink it all up. YUM YUM
Ethan: DOOD im so bored with my girlfriend.
Sam: Then why don't u just give her a ghetto cappachino?
Ethan: Aight, sounds fun
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An escape room for broke people.
I put a Rubik's cube in that old refrigerator box. There's your ghetto escape room
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Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke
For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...
Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke
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bunch of papers put together for an end of the year book. made for friends to sign. Substitute for a real year book.
when you don't have a year book for school you make your own fake or "ghetto year book."
"hey, can you come sign my ghetto year book?"
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