shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

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get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker

The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value

"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."

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You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

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You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

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National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.

I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

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if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

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