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Something easibly ubtainable for an american car powered by a V8. Something not so easy for an imported nissan sx with a 4 cylinder.
The Mustang and the nissan sx didnt have a close race because a nissan sx cant do anything under 14s.
Muscle Cars Own!!!!!!!! F those ricers lets blow them up.
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The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.
Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."
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Sports car racing for nascar fans
jim- Dude the Rolex Sports Cars race is on
john- so how many cup drivers are in this one?
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One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car
"Didn't your MaMa eva" tell you to stop driving the masturbation fueled car?"
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A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?
"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."
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A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.
Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.
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