Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.
Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death
When a browser takes extremly long for It to startup or to load something
Ugh.... MY browser is Internet explorering Again
Being 14% of normal funny, and 130% of normal 'i fucking hate you for doing that' ...
''I'd make a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction'' ''Wow you're so internet-funny... kys''
A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.
This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more
gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches
A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."
Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.
The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet