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Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013


Internet explorering

When a browser takes extremly long for It to startup or to load something

Ugh.... MY browser is Internet explorering Again

by Uchaizen July 7, 2024


Internet-funny

Being 14% of normal funny, and 130% of normal 'i fucking hate you for doing that' ...

''I'd make a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction'' ''Wow you're so internet-funny... kys''

by kewlkez December 12, 2016


Maccas Internet

A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.

This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more

gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches

by vJ_434 August 19, 2019


Internet Depression

A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."

Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.

by CuriousCaleb June 16, 2018


internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021


rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023