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The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)
"Leave me alone. I'm having a bad fuel day!"
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One who does not intentionally bust his nut inside of a girl.
One who has all intention of pulling out, but do to the incredible feeling they are experiencing lets loose anyways...usually leaving someone feeling a little knocked up
"Oh shit"
"Did you seriously just nut inside me?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry, I am a really bad puller-outer."
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When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
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use it after you fucked up, it works trust me add a heart to show sincerity
"hey did you fuck my mom?" oh.. yeah my bad g ❤
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A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".
The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"
Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"
Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."
Bro number 1: "I see your point..."
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Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.
Haha, I'm sorry, I'm a bad texter. I promise I wanna talk to you though.
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Someone who does bad things in order to be "cool", generally frowned upon as they think they are cooler than they really are.
My sister Heather is a bad ass mother fucker!
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