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honest john

A rest stop hand job, given by a bearded coal miner with zero talking and little to no eye contact.

The only thing that makes the 7 hour drive to grandmas bearable is the honest john waiting for me off exit 132.

by honestjohnnnny November 23, 2016

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john cassidy

A sexy lad that everyone should should shag

I'm john cassidy and im sexy

by Theshagbag November 11, 2019

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john dung

'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.

i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung

i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'

by michael foolsley January 17, 2010

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Saint John

A town perfectly placed in the right location. Hopefully Saint John doesn't turn out like Lansing. The new hotspot for the Dutch and German enclaves with a high acceptance of any other culture as long as they are good citizens or rich. A town Al Capone may have utilized for its location.

Saint John Indiana is a great town.

by Kurt Benjamin June 19, 2017

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John Coorey

A nigga that looks similar to Kefka Palazzo from final fantasy

Bruh that nigga lookin' like a John Coorey.

by cronald brumpdf February 1, 2018

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John Miller

The whitest name of all

Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons

by ofrfr June 2, 2019

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Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.

That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."

by D.R.7 April 21, 2011

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