look at me!

something me and my brother made up, used at the begining at an impression sentance followed by a name, then by something stupid they just did

"Look at me i'm Kyle, I get drunk in wisconnson and some dudes beat the fuck out of me"

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fuck me

For proper FUCK ME instructions...see The Pterodactyl...highly recommended position.

Fuck me pterodactyl style.
Look up The pterodactyl

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beast me

A phrase one says to their partner before having extremely pleasurable sex aka Zacko

Alyssa: C'mon honey Beast me.
Me: Okay, if you say so.

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pick me

A "thot" of sorts...someone (mostly a female) who craves male validation; who craves the attention of all the boys in a 100-mile radius.

NOT a girl who has a different opinion than you or agrees with something that a guy says, that you don't agree with.

just because a girl isn't a feminist, or belives in men's rights, doesn't make her a "pick me" girl :)

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woo me

woo me used to celebrate that great person who is your self. Started out when someone yelled 'woo debbie' to me as I walked past so I replied with 'Woo me'. Use as a celebratory phrase.

boss: I have to tell say you did a really good job last nigh. I may give you a promotion.
me: Woo me!!!

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me aguitas

When somebody says or does something really stupid and makes the people around them feel ackward, embarrased or irritated; Or a combination of all.

When a ponzu says something like "i like the way you drive my car, i wish you could drive me like that all day everday"and the other person then replies, "ay como me aguitas."

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Breathe on me

The equivalent of "suck my dick." Directed at women, it can literally mean to suck dick, whereas when directed at men it is usually an insult. Not to be confused with "Breathe on them" which means to kill someone.

"Hey, can I borrow 30 bucks?"
"You can breathe on me is what you can do broke-ass"

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