foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids

"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

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B-Double E- Double R-U-N

BEER RUN!! a concept in which alchohol is limited at a party and/or kickback. And a few drunken individuals decide to go to a Circle K or Quick Mart...Run in grab a 30 pack or two, run out, and drive away.... works every time!

Steven- DUDE!! theres only 2 beers left
Other Dude- lets go make a B-Double E- Double R-U-N
Steven- totally

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wŞOL.GJDVb 0PI?ĞO)U(Y/TRFEGr7,

wŞOL.GJDVb 0PI?ĞO)U(Y/TRFEGr7, means to wŞOL.GJDVb 0PI?ĞO)U(Y/TRFEGr7, something.

-Hey man did you wŞOL.GJDVb 0PI?ĞO)U(Y/TRFEGr7,?
-Oh shit I forgot to wŞOL.GJDVb 0PI?ĞO)U(Y/TRFEGr7,

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u just got hit off kid

when u hit some little black kid off of xbox live !

u just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me bro

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u dumbass we do not have a website

hahah. u so unbelievably dumb

person 1 says some dumb shit
person 2 kicks him out of the conversation, puta him back later and semds this link. person 2 put a lot of time and effort in this site.
person 1 klicks the link and be sooo fucked. he be thinking:" lmaooo he got me gooooood"
u dumbass we do not have a websitebis used for that exact reason

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National fw a nigga u used to hate day

Bitchez n hoez jus b fw niggaz they used to hate on dis day

Bitchez n hoez: “Damn, i used to hate dat uglass nigga, but it’s National fw a nigga u used to hate day, and he kinda lookin fine!”

O I C WUT U DID THAR!

An expression used when you are confused and then it explained you then follow with a "O I C WUT U DID THAR!"

P1: Dude this is slippy toad!
P2: Wuts that?
P1: Its an expression for poor quality
P2: O I C WUT U DID THAR!

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