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*40-50 year old man with bear guy or barrel chest, sometimes both
*Owns and over wears a pair of white cargo shorts
*Almost always shirtless
*Respects beer more than women
*Owns a Bow Flex or some other as seen in tv work out bench
Charles: "Is dad ready yet?"
Mary: "he won't change out of those shorts and says he won't put on a shirt till he finishes his beer."
Charles: "He really is an old fuck boy."
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A sexual act where the receiver of doggy style has a tie in their mouth that is tied to a hockey stick held in one hand by the giver. The stick can optionally be used to spank the receiver. In the other hand, the giver pours maple syrup in to the open (gagged) mouth of the receiver. The position is an homage to the hockey player King Clancy who played for the Senators (tie) and Maple Leafs (syrup).
She was a freak in the sheets and super Canadian so I gave her the Old King Clancy and that's how I met your mother.
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After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...
Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence
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Someone that can be describes as Timeless or Retro beings, or even having an old soul.These people whether having a classy or edgy demeanor they'll remind you of the golden age of hollywood. Also exuding an elgance with out being vain and having a classic spirit or personality, like in those turner classic movies.
"My aspirations in life is to become Lana Del Rey."
"My Favorite Movie is Breakfast at Tiffany's."
"Im going to the mall to buy vintage wingtip loafers and a Tony Bennett album instead of the new Drake cd and a pair of Retro Jordans."
"I dress up in Black Tie just getting lunch. Dude I totally have Old Hollywood Glamor."
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The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.
Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?
Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.
Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.
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an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
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Everyone on the internet
When someone is laughing at some naughty stuff and acts like a child
Person 1: "Hey look 5318008"
Person 2: " What a 12 year old"
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