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when a gay guy ruins the chance for another gay guy to get laid by crash their conversation
I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me
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Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better
Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"
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I was fuckin' with her best friend and so wen I tried to holla at her, the other friend was blocking da cock.
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Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
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A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
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When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.
Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.
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Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.
Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito
Did he still get Aids?
Yeah
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