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Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.
"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"
When you cough so hard that you fart or poop
–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?
People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.
Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.
Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.
Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.
Accusing the victim itself with plagiarism .
Memes are sacred man. Don't Scoop poop