Holy Potato Peelings

Owww...

So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."

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potatoe nuts

when ur irish and ur dick smells like potatoes cuz thats all irish people eat, also these nuts are usually small and wrinkly

ryan miller has potatoe nuts

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Potato Feet

A term used for a condition of the feet or a condition of the smell.

(At The Sleepover)

Jack: What's that smell
Jack: Urgh Laura Your feet smell. And they are full of cabbages and potatoes.
Arron: Potato feet!
(Everybody Laughs)

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Little potato clam

a really ugly girl

"look at her she's a little potato clam "

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Potatoe top pie

The Genitals of a very elderly lady

I munched on that old bags potatoe top pie

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Okinawa Sweet Potato

The act of wrapping a rubber band tightly around a womans clittoris. Once it turs purple, it is ripe for the feasting. Can be eaten with the rubber band in place or with the rubber band removed. Often enjoyed by men and women alike. A variation of the Okinawa Sweet Potato is the Purple Cabage.

Guy says to his guy friend: Last night I was giving my girlfriend an Okinawa Sweet Potato and left the rubber band on way too long. I ended up just hittin the Purple Cabage.

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holy mashed potato

a fun word used to describe an outrageous or exciting moment:

"Dude i just completed the last level on cod!"
"holy mashed potato!"

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