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The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.
Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.
It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian
"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"
A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.
Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.
*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then
When ten Russian women rape a gay man.
Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!
When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.
I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had
dont tell the cops plz
The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?
Him: With or without viagra?