a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.
I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower
A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.
Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.
A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)
- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"
-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"
-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"
1.a convicts dinner. since salad tossing in prison is a thing , and most do prefer grape jelly , thats a grape salad they tossin.
when buying drugs in prison , its customary for the buyer to toss the salad of the seller , with either grape jelly{for xtra flavor} or syrup. most prefer grape jelly. that is a grape salad
A video where a colored male puts grapes into his rectum and releases them after someone ejaculates in his rectal cavity
Wow that grape salad video is so hott
it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad
jah: aye yo, salad time
jared: finnaly ,i literally waited decades
When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.
Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!