cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

Salad lad

That's you leafu

Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!

A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!

Sumo salad

Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad

I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix

valid salad

quality over quantity… logic over emotion

“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”