A young female willing to accept your penis in her vagina. She is the wallet and the man is the sausage.
Man i haven't seen your sausage wallet around lately.
Ah she's pissed at me.
An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.
"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."
When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.
Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.
Condimenting the male genitalia with ketchup, mustard, and relish for another person to enjoy.
Dude, my girl only likes blowing me if I have a Pembroke sausage.
A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.
You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.
You: Okay.
You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.
Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.
You: OMG! So true
When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.