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A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
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A sex act that is performed by first anal penetration and then oral sex on the penis of the "active" part. Also known as simply "ass-to-mouth" or AtM.
While no one knows where it originated, it carries the name of Motor City, also known as Detroit. Perhaps named as political commentary or a comment or the local cuisine.
"You come over here, stud, and I'll give you a Motor City Special."
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When you eat ice cream during the dead of winter, or generally when it's freezing outside.
"Jean says that she's cold and she's in the mood for my white creamy Jack Frost Special."
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A hot,sexy, guy who is annoying at times but u still love him 😘❤️❤️
"Luke, your my special booty hoe!"
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When a girl has a decent face but a fugly bod
Ah fuck that bint is a bin bag special
Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special
“That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”
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when two gay men, while giving eachother handjobs, have a "distance competition" with the cum shots. the loser must then angrily give the winner a rim job. While all of this is happening another gay man is licking up the shot sperm and penetrating the losers asshole using the cum as a lubricant. and for the special, a firm turd is taken and used as a dildo for one of the 3 assholes.
I went on a date with 2 of my boyfriends to chippendales and we decided to go home and do the clint eastwood special.
and how did that go for you?
well we couldnt get a firm turd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the cumshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.
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When you are parked at stop light and someone is behind you, and when it turns green you don't move and piss the person behind you off. But as Soon as it is turning red you take off, and make them wait again.
This dude cut me off back there so I got in front and gave him the green light special.
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