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For those of you who do now understand the meaning of the term 'Black Time'. Black Time is the time zone, in which most black people use when attending a party or social event, some of you may describe this as being 'fashionably late' but on an extreme level. The culprit will usually arrive 1-5 hours late, depending on the length of the social event!
Person 1 - Hey the party started 3 hours ago why are you so late?
Person 2 - Oh! I was running on (black time)
Person 1 - Ohhhhh!
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When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.
"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"
"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."
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-to be all powerful
-to smash the competition
-to be the best
guy: wow that girl was totally a black hammer
guy: omg i know she about murdered me
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Black metal is a sub genre of metal that is associated with, most prominantley, Norwegian and other Scandinavian countries. This type of music includes blasting drum beats from double bass drums and heavy guitar picking, known as tremelo picking. The singing is usually growling and somewhat high pitched. Bands such as Darkthrone, Mayhem, Emperor and Immortal made Black metal into what it is known as today although Venom sort of started it. Now, bands like Satyricon, Carpathian Forest, Gorgoroth, Burzum, Borknagar, Finntroll, Dimmu Borgir, Tulus and 1349 are well known amongst the fans of this music. The history of black metal dates back to the early to mid 80's. But the shit really hit the fan in the early 90's when church burnings and killings became a friday ritual over in Norway. One of the members of Burzum, the singer Varg, was locked up after brutally murduring another musician. Burzum's last album before his inconvinient sentence was Filosofem which in my opinion is a great album. Another violent metal occurence is when the singer from Mayhem took his own life. "Death", as he was called, blew out his brains with a shotgun. The members of the band decided to make the picture of him dead, the next cd cover. Although the cover defines the meaning of black metal, it was banned and they were forced to change it. Some other interesting facts: Drummer from Mayhem, Hellhammer, plays for Dimmu Borgir. Drummer for Satyricon, Frost, also plays for 1349. The world of Black metal is fasinating and violent but the music speaks for itself. I have a countless # of black metal albums and I love them all. Buy a couple and give it a good listen or two.
Black metal is a sub genre of metal and includes fast drums and rampaging guitars that will eat you alive.
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A deceptively intoxicating cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's and Diet Pepsi.
I downed one black mamba and I'm already feeling tipsy.
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When you snap someone in the balls with two of your fingers shaped like a Snake Fangs
Look at Happy Boy he just got a Black Mumba
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A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)
"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle
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